Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy went on a disgusting, expletive-filled rant about how Tom Brady shouldn’t date Kim Kardashian and should just “f–k her in a motel” so she doesn’t ruin his life.

“If he wants to f–k her, go f–k her in a motel and gossip and tell your friends … We’re not dating the Kardashians, Tom,” Portnoy, 46, said in a video posted to Instagram on Thursday.

“If you go down to that level, we all go down. We’re better than that.”

Portnoy was responding to reports alleging that Brady, 45, was “supposedly dating” Kardashian, 42.

“I can’t have this … It makes me want to puke,” he added.

Portnoy shared his belief that the billionaire Skims founder “ruins every man’s life she touches.”

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The Barstool Sports CEO said Brady could “f–k her” but should date women who are more “A-list.”stoolpresidente/Instagram
“Listen, she’s hot, she’s a bazillionare, but she’s like, a paparazzi girl. She f–ked on camera to get famous. Sure, she’s talented,” he said.

He continued to rip the self-made billionaire’s career, saying of Kardashian, “She’s a Daily News, a Page Six, a reality TV girl.”

Portnoy acknowledged that he has “no right” to make any judgments about other people’s “dating game” considering he is in a relationship with someone “much younger” than he.

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“I can’t have this … It makes me want to puke,” he said of the idea of Kardashian dating the NFL star.Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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Brady was reportedly seen flirting with Kardashian at Michael Rubin’s Fourth of July white party this week.Elder Ordonez / SplashNews.com
“Now what am I? I’m not saying there’s something wrong with that. But you’re Tom Brady. You’re better than that,” he said, adding that he is allowed to weigh in because he’s “the number one Tom Brady guy in the universe.”

“If you’re not better than that, then none of us are better than that,” Portnoy added.

Portnoy claimed that if Brady started dating Kardashian, the former Patriots quarterback would be controlled by her mom.

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Portnoy claimed that Kardashian ruined the lives of every man she’s ever had a relationship with.kimkardashian/Instagram
“Kris Jenner is going to be running his life. He’s going to be on ‘Meeting the Kardsahians’ and like, talking about nail polish with Scott Disick, and f–king Kanye [West] and that other guy who keeps having the babies, uh, the Laker guy,” he said of Khloé Kardashian’s ex Tristan Thompson.

“No. I don’t want him in that world,” Portnoy exclaimed. “He’s going to be at dinner with Tristan Thompson? Kanye? The Kardashians? F–king Kris Jenner? No! He’s better than that world.”

He admitted that Kim is “A-list” but that she’s a “dirty A-list” and Brady should be dating women like Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley, Halle Berry, Margot Robbie, Ana De Armas, Eiza González, Candice Swanepoel, Zendaya, Rihanna, or Dua Lipa (whom he called “Dula Pia” in the video).

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She most recently publicly dated Pete Davidson.kimkardashian/Instagram

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The Skims founder shares four kids with ex-husband Kanye West.Instagram/@kimkardashian
“These are the real A-list. That’s who Tom Brady should be dating,” he said.

Brady and Kim were reportedly “super flirty with each other” at Michael Rubin’s star-studded Fourth of July white party this week.

But a source told Page Six on Friday that they “only talked briefly” and that he “was talking to different women.”

In May, rumors swirled that the Hulu star and Brady were romancing each other. However, a source denied the claims.

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Brady is single after finalizing his divorce from Gisele Bündchen.Getty Images
“Kim and Tom have friends and business partners in common, but they are not dating,” a source told Entertainment Tonight.

Kim filed to divorce the Yeezy founder in February 2021 after seven years of marriage. The exes, who finalized their divorce last November, co-parent their four kids: North, 10, Saint, 7, Chicago, 5, and Psalm, 4.

After their breakup, the “Flashing Lights” rapper’s career took a downward spiral. West, who suffers from bipolar disorder, was dropped by several partnerships and lost his billionaire status following his several antisemitic outbursts.

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He shares two kids with the model and one son with ex Bridget Moynahan.Tom Brady / Instagram
Kim dated briefly Pete Davidson after ending things with West, though they only lasted nine months before breaking up. The “Saturday Night Live” alum entered rehab in June after struggling with borderline personality disorder and PTSD, sources told Page Six.

Meanwhile, Brady and Gisele Bündchen divorced in October 2022 after 13 years of marriage. The exes share daughter Vivian, 10, and son Benjamin, 13. Brady also shares son Jack, 15, with ex Bridget Moynahan.

Both Brady and Kim are seemingly single at the moment.